Just when the fookin' gummint is trying to KILL the internal combustion motor for all time, these outta touch bastards toss out MORE shit:
Cleaner mower, speedboat engines ordered - Environment - MSNBC.com
Jes' what tha hail do any fookin' b'crats that don't know water from alkyhole know about the term..."speedboats"??? "Speedboats"??? That's a dam word from the 20's when we wuz still tryin; ta figgr how to burn lamp oil! The NYT and the EPA are one and tha same, don't know shit from Shinola (and Shinola that actually works is now a banned substance). What kinda shit is the MSM gonna cram on us next??
And if they "fix" outdoor power equipment any more that they got it "fixxed" now, then the goat and sheep market is gonna skyrocket 'cause the dam thangs WON/T start/run!
Ever seen a dam goat try and drop a 5ft. caliper Dougfir for makin' houseboards??? At least ya don't have ta mix goat feed with oil before ya load tha tank. Them gummint bastards will require cats on all them sheep and goat farts and ya will have to register, have 'em shot for rabies, and pay BIG dam tax on 'em too. Then PETA will wanna regulate 'em, and tha county scruus will have to inspect 'em onna quarterly basis for mad goat disease.
A vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE in November will send these bastards a FIRST GEN message, then do it agin two years from now. How outta touch can these scruus git before we tell 'em NO MORE????
Yawl let this happen, yawl can STOP it now!