Well I hope he had a purdy mouth at least.
I'm sorry, I jes can't hep mysef. Ever now and then I git inta full blown smart azz mode. Even back in the late 80's/early 90's, when I attended Daze Crik HS in South Douglas County, things wuz much different than they are now. Back then, it was commonplace to see loaded deer rifles in pickup gunracks parked on school grounds during deer season. Nobody thought anything of it. Had a way cool, old school principal my senior year. One day I shot at him with a suction cup dart pistol. He walked right up to me and slugged me hard in the solar plexis, then turned around and walked off without saying a word or confiscating my dangerous weapon. I figured that was a fair trade. Nowadays, we'd both be in so much trouble niether one of us would ever be able to dig our way out.
Sorry Chad, I've now taken this thread so far off topic it may neve get back on track.